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Cristian89

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5641
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cristian89 : Just here for the laughs :D
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Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53698) - you deserved it (32539)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56778) - you deserved it (5796)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was ( head ), so I pointd to mah face. Nobody on mah team got it. But they did guess, ( Ugly?! ) FML

#21024059
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42900) - you deserved it (4587)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm - misc - by kyyle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realisd after showering that I didn't have looool a towel, so I thought I would risk a nakd dash to my brother's room to steal one of his . He and his friend were in the room and both agred that I needd a ( trim ) . FML

#21019082
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49255) - you deserved it (20357)

On 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42295) - you deserved it (34342)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex looool once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

#21016853
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58041) - you deserved it (7842)

On 01/04/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by fuckmuppeter512 (man) - United Kingdom

like every other day fir many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (8089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today lyk every day since I was born my name is Yarenis pronouncd "ja-ra-nees. For some reason everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

#21003362
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39664) - you deserved it (5460)

On 12/24/2013 at 5:45am - misc - by yarenis - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I Lost My Virginity To My Boyfriend. As He Came... He Yelled "FIRST... BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50203) - you deserved it (9256)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Yesterday, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, an went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago an won't come back. FML

#20991978
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (7490)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up in mah hospital bd after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68112) - you deserved it (3711)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML

#20985190
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46708) - you deserved it (5146)

On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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