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Cristian89

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5639
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cristian89 : Just here for the laughs :D
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Cristian89's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML

#21161395
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (15641)

On 06/03/2014 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63228) - you deserved it (5573)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, was mah first day of work in mah life. I was excited, and so was mah dad,ho saw me to the door and ruffled mah hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in mah hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

#21136840
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43781) - you deserved it (3818)

On 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm - work - by sheisselluv (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my dad seemd moody, so to lift his sprits, I told him I love him. He just snortd, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

#21136683
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40881) - you deserved it (4903)

On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

#21132614
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (3532)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work !! I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall !! I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I hered someone enter from behind me !! FML

#21123743
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40168) - you deserved it (6737)

On 04/26/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by caught out - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42933) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (44962)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Taday while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me . The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before . I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back . mega FML

#21104869
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44527) - you deserved it (3120)

On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't looool realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48108) - you deserved it (12245)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

AT WORK, I WAS STANDING AROUND, DOING NOTHING. WHEN MY COWORKER POINTED THIS OUT, I LAUGHED AND SAID, "IT'S OKAY, I'M TRAINING FIR A SUPERVISOR POSITION!" GUESS WHO WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME. FML

#21079043
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33702) - you deserved it (16577)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

2day after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me mah change. FML

#21075108
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37338) - you deserved it (14985)

On 03/01/2014 at 4:09pm - money - by SarahNB - United States (Utah)

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML



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