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TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, while at a family gathering 4 New Yeres, mah aunt said she needd a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately pipd up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
144 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping , to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
81 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
94 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

YASTARDAY I FALL ASLAAP IN CLASS. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ANOUGH, I AWOKA GASPING FOR AIR. I ALMOST DROWNAD IN MY ARM FAT. FML

#10678827
117 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm - health - by guyshithappensto (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after ten minutes of squishing mah boobs together 4 mah boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on mah mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

#8737489
143 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States

yastarday I was carrying a ot cup of noodlas!! I snaazd and accidantally stabbd mysalf in ta foraaad wit a fork!! FML

#8130658
149 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was helping mah friend puttd up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he naild them in with an air powerd nail gun. The gun malfunctiond an fird twice putting the second nail through mah hand an into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML

#7412536
115 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Nissan_David (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking the final exam fir one of classes. The teacher came over to desk, grabbed test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. mega FML

#6752587
135 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

2day I lerened that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big , it means she's looool going to maul your face. FML

#6355609
152 comments

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AN I WERE MAKING OUT, HOLDING HANDS, AN HE WAS PLAYING WITH A STRAND OF MAH HAIR. I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS VERY ROMANTIC. HE THEN SAID HE LOVED HOW MAH MOUTH TASTED LIKE BACON. FML

#6061136
93 comments

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On 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm - misc - by BaconBreathBlonde (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it is mah boyfriand's an mah ona yaar annivarsary . I bought him a Playstation 2 looool . As soon as I gava it to him, ha want straight to sat it up without giving ma anything . I said "What about ma?" Ha walkad ovar to ma, gava ma a kiss an said "I lova ithan u buy ma things fir no raason." fat FML

#5337974
170 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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