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by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by ilik3catz / 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
by ukfan / 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm / United States / Animals
by guyshithappensto / 05/21/2010 at 10:41pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
by oboy / 03/01/2010 at 12:13am / United States / Intimacy
by Nick / 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
by Nissan_David / 01/18/2010 at 1:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
by Anonymous / 12/14/2009 at 2:36pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
by BaconBreathBlonde / 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
by Sneezy123 / 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
by luvizwar / 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…