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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1979 (35 years)
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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949
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I agree, your life sucks (42791) - you deserved it (6027)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
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I agree, your life sucks (21706) - you deserved it (2128)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

#1292
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I agree, your life sucks (15174) - you deserved it (7333)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Mystery LeRale - United States (Maryland)



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