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About CreamGravy : If 5 years and 20,000 FMLs have taught me anything, it's that you totally deserved it.

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CreamGravy's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time in months, a woman started flirting with me. She was wearing a sparkly shirt with "Team Edward" written on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38842) - you deserved it (4364)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:50pm - love - by CreamGravy (man) - Australia

Today, I told my coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted me while I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56051) - you deserved it (4435)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47005) - you deserved it (6528)

On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML


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On 07/09/2013 at 7:05am - love - by thirdwheel - Australia (Queensland)

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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