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Crazynocatlady
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 March 1982 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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