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Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Gurior / 09/04/2011 at 3:01am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating a brownie my grandmother had made, only to discover an inch long piece of what resembled dead skin in the middle of it. This discovery was only made after taking a bite and wondering why the consistency was wrong. FML
by brownieswillneverbethesame / 09/04/2011 at 2:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
by Pool-less / 09/04/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 1:41am / United States / Love
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:15am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by haha / 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by appaluver / 09/03/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SterlingSilver91 / 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my grandparents' house, when the power went out. Even though we were supplied with candles and flashlights, we still had to stumble around in the darkness. They'd left both the candles and flashlights in the pitch black, unnavigable basement. FML
by itsgonnabealongnight... / 09/03/2011 at 4:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/03/2011 at 1:06pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2011 at 12:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…