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CptWesker25
  • Town/Country : Muncie, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I'm moving from Arizona to Washington State with my 2 cats in my car. I've only just left and just learned that one cat gets carsick and the other stress farts. Only 956 more miles to go. FML

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Today, I realized that my boyfriend only has sex with me to get me to shut up. FML

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by blissful oblivion (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML



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