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Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
by Kiddo / 09/02/2013 at 2:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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