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CptBarker

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54095) - you deserved it (6887)

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