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by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…