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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 168
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Couhope : Music is my life

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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73395) - you deserved it (7250)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

#20714723
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62300) - you deserved it (12386)

On 06/09/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

#20707377
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54766) - you deserved it (13591)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid witnessing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

#20702750
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75527) - you deserved it (6069)

On 06/03/2013 at 1:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML

#20696605
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57114) - you deserved it (3295)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - love - by wtf mom - United States (California)

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58927) - you deserved it (7616)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

#20677651
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52814) - you deserved it (12061)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML

#20670426
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49350) - you deserved it (3638)

On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML

#20656774
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49646) - you deserved it (5764)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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