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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 August 1995 (20 years)
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About Cooking_Boy : I'm 15 and my primary interests are creative writing and literature. I also like to spend days thoroughly researching different subjects - as of writing this I've watched about 20 prison documentaries over the last few days. As you may have worked out already (you veritable Sherlock Holmes, you) I spend too much time on the internet. As a veteran of forum/imageboard/comment section discussion, you'll probably see me commenting on FML sometimes, though not with the nebulous vitriol so many people seem to take pleasure in writing.
I'm awful at social interaction and I'm pretty isolated apart from school. I've also suffered from depression and SI for a number of years. You won't see me writing emo poetry though, I just think it's best to get problems out in the open (on the internet at least).
So yeah, that's about it. Essentially just another emotionally stunted teen who lives out their life on the internet. Anything else don't hesitate to message me.

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