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ComoEsJuan

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ComoEsJuan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1939 (76 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3177
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ComoEsJuan : There comes a time in every mans life in which covering themselves in pizza sauce is the right thing to do.

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Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

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