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CommonSenseKarma
  • Town/Country : Santa Cruz, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 283
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CommonSenseKarma : I'm just an awkwaard asshole.
Common Sense is my structure.
Karma is my faith.
Humor is my mind.
Sarcasm is my voice.
Get used to it.

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"There is nothing more uncommon than common sense."
~Anonymous

I offer Common Sense lessons for the Impaired. Make basic decisions "Like a Pro", or, for an additional charge, do it "Like A Boss". Msg for details. I use the FML app.

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Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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