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Comet_Candy
  • Town/Country : The Orphanage with Internet Access, Antarctica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2513
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Comet_Candy : Feel free to message me c: I'm a pretty open person and I love talking with other people.

A little about myself: I love baking, floral arrangement, karaoke, and the colour red. I have an affinity for cute things and animals. I also make costumes and cute stuffed animals in my spare time. I enjoy a good cup of tea. Especially peach.

I really enjoy playing Lollipop Chainsaw and Bayonetta.

Mami Tomoe is mai waifu~

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Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

#708
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I agree, your life sucks (12766) - you deserved it (14210)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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