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  • Number of visits : 6232
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Comet_Candy : Feel free to message me c: I'm a pretty open person and I love talking with other people.

A little about myself: I love baking, floral arrangement, karaoke, and the colour red. I have an affinity for cute things and animals. I also make costumes and cute stuffed animals in my spare time. I enjoy a good cup of tea. Especially peach.

I really enjoy playing Cytus, Lollipop Chainsaw and Bayonetta. RPGs in general are pretty rad. I've also started playing WoW on a daily basis.

Mami Tomoe is mai waifu~

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Comet_Candy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48721) - you deserved it (6581)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16213) - you deserved it (17795)

On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML


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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (93262) - you deserved it (42285)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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