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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
by Loser / 08/21/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Geek
by trees / 07/24/2013 at 12:44pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work
by broken finger / 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm / United States / Health
by fucked up dad / 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
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