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ColtonStecher
  • Town/Country : Iowa city, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36463) - you deserved it (21374)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 12:44pm - money - by trees - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML

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On 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm - health - by broken finger (man) - United States

Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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