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Colecto

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2566
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Colecto : Film director, 'Digital Arts' graduate, 'Mensa' member

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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Colecto's favorite FMLs

Today.!! !! I overhered a grl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim.!! !! one of mah favourite games !! After a while.!! !! I turned around and.!! !! as a fellow gamer.!! !! thanked them for restoring mah faith in humanity !! They went very quiet !! I'm now that werd guy on the bus !! FML

#19324858
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9556) - you deserved it (32676)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received frst pone call of te new year. It was te police station informing me tat elderly grandmoter as been arrested 4 indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32213) - you deserved it (2353)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today I discovarad my wifa an I hava rafarrad to our two-yaar-old as 'cutia' or 'baautiful' so many timas sha won't raspond to har own nama. FML

#18304597
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12466) - you deserved it (38645)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Realizd That In Mah Relationship With Mah Significant Other The Roles R Switchd. We Went Out Fir A Nice Dinner I Paid And When We Got Home He "had A Headache" And Askd Fir An Aspirin So He Could Go To Sleep. FML

#18272596
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25115) - you deserved it (6170)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watcing wrestling videos on YouTube,en my little broter walked in. Later, my little broter told my parents tat I was watcing naked men on my computer. Tey won't stop tinking tat I was watcing gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29739) - you deserved it (6800)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43870) - you deserved it (7944)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39291) - you deserved it (7699)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I ad botox injections to stop ma face sweating so muc. Now te sweat is almost gone, but ma facial expression seems to be stuck on "baffld." FML

#18189475
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11543) - you deserved it (33468)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, wile cuddling up on te couc wit boyfriend, I askd im if tis was is appy place too!! He said, "Na, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (9417)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

TODAY, I TOOK MY NEW BOYFRIEND TO A FAMILY DINNER. DESPITE HAVING MADE EVERYONE AGREE TO BE ON THERE BEST BEHAVIOR, MY GRANDMA SPEWED OBSCENITIES SUCH AS "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, AREN'T YOU A CATCH?" AND "YOU JUST CAN'T PULL ASS LIKE THAT AT MY AGE" THROUGHOUT. FML

#17381048
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30587) - you deserved it (3820)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I snuck up on ma girlfriend to give er a kiss. Only after I plantd a big one did I realize it was not ma girlfriend, or even a girl for tat matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20872) - you deserved it (47771)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)



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