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Cocoapelli

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Cocoapelli

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 19688
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cocoapelli : I'm a white collared working argonaut

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Cocoapelli's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat shoved his claw up my nose and got it stuck there. FML

#21523143
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16935) - you deserved it (1549)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:51pm - animals - by ReiracsNeve - United States (Florida)

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21140) - you deserved it (2003)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, while on the tram with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML

#21522467
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16954) - you deserved it (2052) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/03/2016 at 10:44am - misc - by DieuEstUnHomme (woman) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (1762)

On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

#21505072
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (1523)

On 12/18/2015 at 5:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML

#21504961
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24269) - you deserved it (1456)

On 12/17/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

#21504934
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28868) - you deserved it (1804)

On 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

#21504620
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21008) - you deserved it (1421)

On 12/16/2015 at 10:42pm - kids - by who wants spaghetti - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife knelt down in front me to give me a blowjob. As she took my underwear off a moth flew out of them. I've got no idea how it got there but I was cock-blocked by a moth. FML

#21503854
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (5451)

On 12/14/2015 at 11:50pm - intimacy - by Moth_Balled (man) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

#21503523
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (2402)

On 12/14/2015 at 2:29am - love - by Haitwun (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

#21503215
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (3007)

On 12/13/2015 at 6:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22969) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

#21502798
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (1268)

On 12/12/2015 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

#21483245
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25545) - you deserved it (3564)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

#21482431
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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