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Cocoapelli

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Cocoapelli

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 12306
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Cocoapelli : I'm a white collared working argonaut

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Visits<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:40pm<b>Allornone</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 11:11pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:45pm<b>deebiedoobie</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 10:42pm

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Cocoapelli's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML

#21393183
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (2512)

On 04/13/2015 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30880) - you deserved it (2663)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (2230)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl showed interest in me. She sent me a text message saying she wanted to come over and fuck my brains out. This would've made me the happiest guy alive, if only she weren't my extremely drunk sister. FML

#21391907
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (2360)

On 04/11/2015 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

#21391724
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (15773)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, a guy tried to carjack me. Good news: I drive a stick shift, and the idiot apparently couldn't, so I still have my car. Bad news: he was so angry, he beat the shit out of me. I had to get stitches, and now I look like I went on a date with Chris Brown. FML

#21391293
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (2107)

On 04/10/2015 at 2:04pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

#21390007
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33152) - you deserved it (3540)

On 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16380) - you deserved it (30775)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31328) - you deserved it (4654)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16360) - you deserved it (40379)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was outside with my two new kittens. A woman came rushing over, saying how glad she was that they were outside. She then started complaining that she had only been able to see them through the windows previously. I have no idea who she is or where she lives. FML

#21389096
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29573) - you deserved it (1993)

On 04/07/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by cat.imakittycat. (woman) - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML

#21387949
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30368) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/05/2015 at 8:27am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

#21387302
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33874) - you deserved it (2334)

On 04/04/2015 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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