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Cocoapelli

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About Cocoapelli : I'm a white collared working argonaut

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Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML

#21363816
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (3330)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21695) - you deserved it (2564)

On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

#21363391
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21186) - you deserved it (2213)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

#21363220
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25174) - you deserved it (2229)

On 02/25/2015 at 9:18am - work - by mags89 - United States

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23044) - you deserved it (2386)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML

#21362681
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (2107)

On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28268) - you deserved it (2284)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML

#21356609
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28584) - you deserved it (9576)

On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

#21355845
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34756) - you deserved it (1833)

On 02/14/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by secret - United States (Connecticut)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34394) - you deserved it (3106)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

#21352870
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (9429)

On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35288) - you deserved it (2781)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

#21352213
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (1900)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML

#21352119
290 comments

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On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML

#21351917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (3057)

On 02/08/2015 at 3:35am - animals - by OnlyAvailableID - Australia



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