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Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41630) - you deserved it (3192)

On 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by latter - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50147) - you deserved it (8991)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

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