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About CocaColaPepsi : I know, awesome profile pic right? Who for you think will win? My goal as an FML reader is to be first comment on any FML and not get down rated! and one day I will meet that goal, and then I'll have a party to celebrate after I accomplish my next goal, getting friends to invite to my party after I finish my first goal, I'm an odd little child. I'm athletic, best sports running, swimming, and rock climbing (yes rock climbing counts as a sport) I love drawing, painting, sculpting, basicly anything that has to do with art!Please understand when reading my comments I am new to your planet (only landed last week!) also, I do not support what we are going to do "earth" but its just a job.Congradulations you have learned about me as much as I'm willing to share with a mere mortal! (I'm also a goddess)

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Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 9:16am - work - by cassiebee - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 4:50am - love - by bigbum - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at archery practice, I jokingly said that I'd kiss the next person to get a bullseye. They all made a point of missing their targets, some even shooting their arrows way off to the side. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23877) - you deserved it (7466)

On 11/03/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (32581)

On 11/03/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML


Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (2862)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (2672)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I started to seductively kiss my girlfriend on the neck. When I asked her if she liked it, she said, "Yes, because I don't have to smell your breath." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (27118)

On 12/15/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 7:24am - intimacy - by swindstorm -

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

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