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About CocaColaPepsi : I know, awesome profile pic right? Who for you think will win? My goal as an FML reader is to be first comment on any FML and not get down rated! and one day I will meet that goal, and then I'll have a party to celebrate after I accomplish my next goal, getting friends to invite to my party after I finish my first goal, I'm an odd little child. I'm athletic, best sports running, swimming, and rock climbing (yes rock climbing counts as a sport) I love drawing, painting, sculpting, basicly anything that has to do with art!Please understand when reading my comments I am new to your planet (only landed last week!) also, I do not support what we are going to do "earth" but its just a job.Congradulations you have learned about me as much as I'm willing to share with a mere mortal! (I'm also a goddess)

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Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56778) - you deserved it (5796)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63571) - you deserved it (26416)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted a cute picture of boyfriend an me to mom, wo lives very far away. Se replied saying tat Potosop skills r great, but tat I don't need to go so far to pretend tat anyone would date me, an tat tere's no same in bieng single at 25. FML

#20899972
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44748) - you deserved it (2874)

On 09/29/2013 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was all set to loose my virginity to my girlfriend!! I was ecstatic, until she threatend to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her!! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to loose my boner and have to leave in shame!! FML

#20899471
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61843) - you deserved it (7244)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I proposed to mah girlfriend . She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger . She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no . FML

#20899091
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46748) - you deserved it (4043)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

Today... I paid a surprise visit to my parents... after having moved out 4 university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I askedhy... my mom asked me in return y I was asking stupid questions. FML

#20156480
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22121) - you deserved it (1929)

On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

today wa found out that tha balovad "Uncla Jimmy" from mah aarly childhood was raally tha man mah mothar was chaating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25403) - you deserved it (1446)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today I stepped outside te ouse wit ma wife. Se looked up at te sky an asked me in all seriousness if stars r man-made.

#20156290
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19333) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by baby, baby no (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (6597)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (2469)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23678) - you deserved it (2433)

On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

Today mah girlfriend's mother came over 4 a few hours!! After she left I went to grab a drink only to fine that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet!! FML

#20148667
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20434) - you deserved it (1598)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday ma grandmoter said to me, "You look just like your moter did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

#20148363
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19577) - you deserved it (4264)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with mah girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of mah life. FML

#20148134
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (3990)

On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States



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