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by thebigtwinkie / 09/10/2014 at 3:52am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Love
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
by teacher / 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Work
Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML
by imgonnadie / 09/07/2014 at 11:11am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/07/2014 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Geek
by healthfreak / 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by StillPissedOffAtIrony / 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm / United States (New York) / Love
by unlucky / 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by soccer8goalie / 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm / United States (West Virginia) / Health
Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML
by SadAndDeaf / 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by ihatejasonderulo / 09/02/2014 at 11:32am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…