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CobraLazerFace

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  • Number of visits : 22181
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." mega FML

Yesterday, I startd first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interruptd class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin confidence, her behavior causd students to laugh at me. mega FML

#21253844
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34753) - you deserved it (2443)

On 09/07/2014 at 5:05pm - work - by teacher (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, I'm staying with grandma and her older sister while parents are away!! It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest!! FML

#21253639
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35549) - you deserved it (3951)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realizd how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching lookd straight into the camera an I immediately lookd away. FML

#21253498
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36440) - you deserved it (4881)

On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, Mah Daughter's Teacher Called Me, Very Concerned, Cuz Mah Child Told The Whole Class She's Virgin Anymore. The Word Is "vegan", Honey. Big Fat FML

#21253313
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40596) - you deserved it (3861)

On 09/06/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by healthfreak - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME EARLY TO SURPRISE MAH WIFE. NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING: I DIDN'T FIND HER CHEATING ON ME. SHE WASN'T EVEN HOME, BUT MAH DAD WAS. HE'D USED HIS SPARE KEY AN WAS ON MAH SOFA, DRINKING MAH BEER AN WATCHING MAH TV. THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH? ( YOUR BEER'S SHIT. ) FML

#21253167
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36815) - you deserved it (3567)

On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my mothar yalld at ma 4 not doing all of my homawork. Sha got so mad, sha tora up a drawing I'd spant ovar a waak working on. That was my art homawork. FML

#21253019
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44128) - you deserved it (3325)

On 09/06/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by StillPissedOffAtIrony (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." mega FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45788) - you deserved it (2945)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34293) - you deserved it (4538)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with mah boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that mah boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35751) - you deserved it (3253)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, I was puncad in ta faca bacausa ma uncontrollabla iccups wara "annoying". FML

#21250817
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35594) - you deserved it (3831)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:13pm - health - by soccer8goalie - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while orthodontist was working on teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

#21250795
44 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 9:35pm - health - by Gee... Thanks (man) -

my sister introducd me to her new, deaf boyfriend . She proudly proclaimd that she was trying to leren sign language fir his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips . I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same fir me fir 20 goddamn yeres . FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (2858)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43289) - you deserved it (8721)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I askd my grlfriend to talk drty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML

#21250455
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36190) - you deserved it (9045)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:32am - intimacy - by ihatejasonderulo - United Kingdom (Hounslow)



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