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CoachLlama

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  • Number of visits : 2283
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About CoachLlama : So, you gonna look at my profile again and not send me a note to say "Hi"? What kind of friend are you?

My hobbies include reading, weightlifting and guitar. I really enjoy this site.


Journey is the greatest band of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFqXFE8OSG4&feature=related

If you make me nervous, I may spit at you, but I don't bite.

CoachLlama's page activity

Visits<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 10:28pm<b>FRAGILE</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 9:02am<b>HedgeOfTheHogs</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 8:28am<b>I_am_GIR</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 3:09pm<b>plastix</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:48am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:41am<b>brieee</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 1:23am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:49pm<b>snazman</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 11:42pm<b>RollerCoasterLif</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 2:44am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/27/2014 at 5:49pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 6:54am<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/19/2014 at 1:03am<b>ApexReaper</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 5:23am<b>MrsCordova</b> - the 11/18/2013 at 4:29pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 8:55pm<b>kenley89</b> - the 10/07/2013 at 9:29pm<b>max367</b> - the 10/06/2013 at 10:06am

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:28am<b>FRAGILE</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:03pm<b>HedgeOfTheHogs</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:29pm

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CoachLlama's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

by sandyseashells10 / 11/13/2010 at 1:29am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

by failed_catgirl / 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

by seriously / 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous