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About CoachLlama : So, you gonna look at my profile again and not send me a note to say "Hi"? What kind of friend are you?

My hobbies include reading, weightlifting and guitar. I really enjoy this site.

Journey is the greatest band of all time.

If you make me nervous, I may spit at you, but I don't bite.

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Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML


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On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML


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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML


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On 10/02/2010 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - United States (Texas)

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