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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 August 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2187
  • Number of comments : 274
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About CoGhostRider : Don't look here I'm really not that interesting.


















































Nosy little rascal aren't you.

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CoGhostRider's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a text saying I was "banned" from a volunteer group by the vice chair. Why? Because him dumping me the night before and leaving me in the bar alone drunk and crying wasn't enough for him, apparently. FML

#21410356
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (2335)

On 05/15/2015 at 1:40am - love - by bluestripedsockm - United States (California)

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (7061)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML

#21407958
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (1783)

On 05/10/2015 at 6:08pm - misc - by weirdlaugh (woman) - United States

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33778) - you deserved it (4483)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML

#21404798
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15782) - you deserved it (26880)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:08pm - work - by Jobless in Seattle - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

#21403935
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32737) - you deserved it (2465)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by I pick em' good - United States

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27529) - you deserved it (2523)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32634) - you deserved it (3398)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

#21402350
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30406) - you deserved it (2330)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

#21401155
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (3582)

On 04/28/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

#21401116
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (2851)

On 04/28/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by PPP - United States

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML

#21392789
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35419) - you deserved it (2354)

On 04/13/2015 at 5:00am - misc - by yupthissucks - United States (Georgia)

Today, after pulling an all-nighter studying for an exam, I caught the bus to college. On the way there, the bus decided to make sweet love to a taxi, creating a pile-up and a traffic jam. I didn't make it to the exam in time. FML

#21389932
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (1921)

On 04/08/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by rUs7up1d (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

#21388908
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30704) - you deserved it (2079)

On 04/06/2015 at 9:51pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Georgia)



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