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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 July 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 989
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I came back from a two week vacation. As I walked in the door, my boyfriend greeted me with a "Hey, honey! Could you clean the crockpot?" It still had the chicken in it from my going away dinner. FML



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