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Clumsyblonde22
  • Town/Country : Stalkertown, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 548
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Clumsyblonde22 : I get on here to laugh at stupid people.

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Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49561) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49561) - you deserved it (3339)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States



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