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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 566
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ClaytorNator : Why does FML want to know about me? What does it matter? In fact, why are you here to know about me? Screw this... I'm done typi

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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ClaytorNator's favorite FMLs

Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48059) - you deserved it (4009)

On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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