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About Clay_Pidgeon : I have still yet to understand why the entire internet is a bunch of pussies who are afraid of spiders (I know some people aren't). Most spiders are not dangerous or life threatening and are very helpful in killing gnats, flies, and other annoying flying insect cunts. I don't know why the FML community is so friendly to the person who posts the FML because they may actually be source of the problem. You might be reading this because my comment made you upset, and you can feel free to send a message. I'M very sarcastic so take what you read with a sense of humor.

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