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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36231) - you deserved it (3407)

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