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Classy_Turtle

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Classy_Turtle

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About Classy_Turtle : Just some person. Currently pondering the universe in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

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