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Classy_Turtle

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Classy_Turtle

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Classy_Turtle : Just some person. Currently pondering the universe in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
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I agree, your life sucks (18962) - you deserved it (36886)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (3272)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)



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