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Classy_Turtle

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Classy_Turtle

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1234
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Classy_Turtle : Just some person. Currently pondering the universe in a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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Today, My Doctor Got My Blood Test Results From Te Lab. He Looked At Me Gravely And Told Me I Ad Just Weeks Left To Live. After I Started Yperventilating And Crying, E Burst Out Lauging And Said E Was Kidding. He Ten Prescribed Me Some Ron Tablets And Sent Me On My Way. FML

#21182241
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51208) - you deserved it (5923)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML

#21170087
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49501) - you deserved it (8239)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today , I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth . FML

#21158688
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46874) - you deserved it (5199)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42217) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML

#21138924
131 comments

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On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah girlfriend admitted to mah best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions . FML

#21138864
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (7155)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday mah best friend wanted to see wat mah new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

#21132642
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36349) - you deserved it (42090)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today,ile working at Home Depot, a customer tried to engage me in a conversation aboutic gardening tool would ( ypotetically ) be te best to kill is wife wit . FML

#21132614
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (3532)

On 05/06/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of mah career, I realizd I misread the question. FML

#21132154
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47685) - you deserved it (12012)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON OUR TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN DISAPPEREING SO FAST RECENTLY ISN'T BECAUSE MY SON IS WANKING LIKE A GIBBON AS I FRST THOUGHT. HE'S JUST BEEN USING OUR SHREDDER TO MAKE STREAMERS OUT OF THE STUFF, THEN HIDING IT ALL IN A BOX IN HIS CLOSET. FUCKING HELL, SON. REAL FML

#21128713
78 comments

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On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I didn't pay enough attention while sending a music file to be used in a powerful video my class-mates and I made about the Syrian civil war!! Instead of a moving classical track, viewers were shown graphic scenes of devastation to the tune of Gangnam Style!!

#21128082
102 comments

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On 05/01/2014 at 4:10pm - work - by Mortifiedcharityworker (woman) - Austria

Today , I Hurt Mah Back , And Now I Have To Lie On Mah Stomach For Twenty Minute Every Hour So I Can Ice The Pain. My Boyfriend Won't Stop Using Mah Ass As Bongo Drums Every Time. FML

#21127987
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40233) - you deserved it (6987)

On 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm - misc - by booty backfire - United States



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