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by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by brodinn / 04/11/2014 at 9:48am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Great / 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by student101 / 03/25/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by knobbed / 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by rokkstarrrVRV / 12/28/2013 at 3:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML
by Oh-Shit! / 08/10/2013 at 11:23am / United States / Health
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
by please don't back that thing up / 08/09/2013 at 1:00am / United States / Transportation
by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals
by opherehehhehe / 06/25/2013 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
by halliemarie1818 / 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML
by shatMyself / 04/22/2013 at 3:10pm / United States / Health
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
by Anonymous / 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous