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Clam_igger

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 August 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1339
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Clam_igger : Simple girl. I live a simple life. Doesn't take much to make me happy. 😊

Clam_igger's page activity

Visits<b>shjoh</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 6:47am<b>blade1699</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 6:28pm<b>je83185</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:47am<b>bscott19</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 6:35am<b>Panguslicker</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 12:12pm<b>DuncanHills</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 1:07am<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 11:03pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 1:58am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 6:21pm<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 8:06am<b>SK8WITME</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 7:52am<b>Elban</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:42am<b>lmbachman</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:18pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:10pm<b>ScarredVox92</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 10:41pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:02pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:08pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:46am

Fucked!<b>bscott19</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 7:42am<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 5:04am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 12:21am<b>PurpleKicks</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 5:09am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:58am<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:48pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:36pm<b>olpally</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:43am<b>jerzjay</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>trey600rr</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 5:20am<b>RealSuperSand</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:07am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:25pm<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 5:26pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 12:58am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 3:15am<b>je83185</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 8:16am<b>dcam13</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 5:35am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:46pm

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Clam_igger's favorite FMLs

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

by my dumb bro / 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / Switzerland / Health

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

by sodaxpopxhiccups / 04/03/2009 at 5:07am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

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