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Claire83

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Claire83

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Taday I cummad out to mah parants . I don't raally fit any staraotypa, I'm just an avaraga guyho happans to ba into guys . Tan minutas latar, I ovarhaard mah mothar say to mah stap-dad, "Should wa radacorata his room pink?" maga FML

#20008307
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (5784)

On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... grlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats... it's a biological impossibility... but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true... purely cuz she is a grl. FML

#19997167
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (2805)

On 08/01/2012 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , as I sat down for flight , I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

#19995117
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (1763)

On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

2day my boyfriand bought us thraa kittans. Today... I also discovarad that I am allargic to cats. My boyfriand broka up with ma bacausa ha wantad tha cats mora than ma. FML

#19978761
142 comments

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On 07/23/2012 at 12:31am - animals - by Lola -

Today I searchd our neighborhood for our lost dog . After screaming at the top of our lungs driving around looool in crcles and asking strangers we realizd we took him to the groomers this morning . FML

#19960444
101 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was brushing mah teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above mah head. I was trapped in the bathroom fir over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

#19908614
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20497) - you deserved it (5844)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States

Today before I went into surgery the patient next to me just finished the same procedure I was going to get!! As he woke up in looool the recovery area 10 feet away I was getting my final prep before the operation!! On my way into the operating room I was comforted by his screams of agonizing pain!! FML

Today, Mah Pet Mouse Demonstrated That He Has Bigger Balls Than Mah Boyfriend, By Running Across The Dinner Table An Eating Off His Plate, Allhile He Jumped Out Of His Chair, Screaming Like A Grl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (3965)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months . I'm pretty laid-back and casual with mah friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
352 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Yesterday, after months of teaching mah parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off mah smoke detector, an he's been wailing lyk a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
96 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah dog attackd me cuz I had a chicken costume on for a party . I'm currently in a hospital, dressd as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance . FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, MY PARENTS GOT A NEW DOG. IT ATTACKS ME EVERY TIME I LAUG. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (3132)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States



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