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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Chumsword : I was born, I continue to live with the result...... Oh, and I have nice hands.

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