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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 December 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25043
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Chubtubdaplaya : Studying chemistry at Georgia Tech, about to start law school. School blows.

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Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32527) - you deserved it (8394)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53968) - you deserved it (6861)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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