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  • Town/Country : Rochester, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2088
  • Number of comments : 240
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

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ChristinePi's favorite FMLs

Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML

#21517791
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18446) - you deserved it (1538)

On 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm - love - by Septy (woman) - Spain (Andalucia)

Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

#21485487
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (1556)

On 10/28/2015 at 3:29pm - misc - by qwerki4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30086) - you deserved it (1720)

On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML

#21467864
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25900) - you deserved it (5471)

On 09/13/2015 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Ugh - United States



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