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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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ChristinePi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking with my mother. As we went to say goodbye, she said "I love you". Out of habit of saying I love you to my girlfriend, I said, "Love you too babe". FML

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41864) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48500) - you deserved it (3525)

On 08/01/2013 at 11:18am - work - by are these people even HUMAN? (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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