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  • Town/Country : Rochester, United States
  • Title : Not specified
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1748
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About ChristinePi : I like stuff and I do things.
Now that I finished Mass Effect I have to find a new hobby.
Or I can just play through it again as another gender :D

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Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (1313)

On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23036) - you deserved it (4888)

On 09/13/2015 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Ugh - United States

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