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ChristinaAAR

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ChristinaAAR

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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ChristinaAAR : Hmm... About me... I'm an awkward girl that likes rock/metal music, video games, Lord of the Rings and superheroes. And chocolate... Chocolate's good too.

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Today I cut my own bangs. I pullad too much hair to tha front and andad up giving mysalf a mullat. maga FML

#20733203
124 comments

today mah dad watchd his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, an thought it'd be funny to hide in mah closet, just to jump out at me while screaming, "My precious!" mega FML

#20701776
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43160) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/02/2013 at 6:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I accidantally hit somaona's car whila at tha suparmarkat. I laft a nota, want shopping, and whan I cama back my windows wara shattarad, my tiras wara slashad and "f you" was writtan on my windshiald.

#20700486
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46478) - you deserved it (14435)

On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... my boyfriend ( finally figurd out ) that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child... and publicly broke up with me. When I remindd him that I was already pregnanthen we frst met... he ( extra ) broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

#20696470
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47075) - you deserved it (6971)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML

#20665723
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46666) - you deserved it (3194)

On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, after finding out that I would never be able to move dominant arm again, I decided to talk to best friend about it because it was getting to me. She responded with, ( It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you. ) FML

#20665722
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48080) - you deserved it (2922)

On 05/15/2013 at 7:43pm - health - by LordCrafte (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML

#20660456
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48089) - you deserved it (9183)

On 05/13/2013 at 8:01am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I agreed to help out mah 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out . Glad to know dating me is prank worthy . mega FML

#20658208
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59568) - you deserved it (8666)

On 05/12/2013 at 10:08am - love - by turdtonomor9 - United States

TODAY, I WAS SMALL TALKING WITH AN ELDERLY MAN, WHO TOLD ME THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM. EVEN THOUGH I HAD ONLY KNOWN HIM 4 AN HOUR, TO TRY AND MAKE HIM FEEL A LITTLE BETTER I TOLD HIM I CARE ABOUT HIM. HE THEN CALLD ME A CREEP, STOMPD HIS CANE ONTO FOOT, AND WALKD OFF. FML

#20612321
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41958) - you deserved it (6682)

On 04/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by 'creep' - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to work at a otel!! One of te guests decidd to play te piano in te lobby!! He's deaf!! Unfortunately, I'm not!! FML

#20575584
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29793) - you deserved it (6284)

On 04/05/2013 at 12:20am - work - by torturedears (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office an looool recieved a 3-day suspension for "slandering" mah teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

#20574865
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34207) - you deserved it (6018)

On 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm - misc - by me (man) - United States (Florida)

2day mah little sister figured out how to use the printer. I looool came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over mah room. FML

#20571278
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32625) - you deserved it (5281)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML

#20537238
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (8673)

On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. big fat FML

#20530380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46238) - you deserved it (5912)

On 03/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nopanties (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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