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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1751
  • Number of comments : 397
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 3:47am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 6:55pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 10:34am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 9:58am<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 5:05am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 11:53am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:06am<b>Serenity77</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 2:36am<b>djrodcol</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 5:07pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:18am<b>whymeplease44</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 6:55pm<b>rainbowfox_minka</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 10:43am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 5:08am<b>rockaroths</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 12:40am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:54am<b>SkullLove</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 1:21am<b>RJFObsidian</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 9:05am<b>Steephx0</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 4:22am

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ChristianH39's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend was truly upset because I refused to pee on him. FML

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

by sayno2mermaids / 08/03/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML

by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

by LaundryVictim / 06/15/2016 at 4:50pm / Love

Today, my fiancé received his divorce papers. Thanks to his procrastinating, his divorce is effective May 29th. We're supposed to get married on May 28th. FML

by unmarried / 05/03/2016 at 8:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, a student came out to me, saying that she thinks she's gay. This has happened several times since I have taught here, which made me wonder why they were comfortable telling me. Turns out being a single, childless woman of my age screams "lesbian" to this particular community. I'm not. FML

by phalangesenfuego / 03/10/2016 at 9:07am / United States (Washington) / Love

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Today, as I was doing my make-up, I needed a Q-tip to fix a mistake. I took one out the box and put it in my mouth to get it wet. Too bad someone had used it before to clean their ears. FML

by idontlikebitter / 03/08/2016 at 4:10pm / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

by stupidrobot / 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

by pansypup / 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

by lexigan4 / 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2014 at 11:28am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

by Anonymous / 09/18/2014 at 3:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love