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Chorizo606
  • Town/Country : Illinois, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Chorizo606 : I love post-hardcore, rock, punk rock, and pop-punk bands such as Green Day, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, All Time Low, etc.
I don't consider myself a gamer but I do like video games and know a bit. Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Minecraft are a must for me.

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Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

#20837021
188 comments

Today, someone stole the massive pumpkin I've been painstakingly growing all year. What did they do with it? They put it in the middle of a busy intersection. FML

#20098412
122 comments

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (6478)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36011) - you deserved it (19623)

On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)



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