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About Chorizo606 : I love post-hardcore, rock, punk rock, and pop-punk bands such as Green Day, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping with Sirens, All Time Low, etc.
I don't consider myself a gamer but I do like video games and know a bit. Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Minecraft are a must for me.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML
Friday 3 July 2015