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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 896
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... I'm having my housewarming party and had prepard food... drink and games 4 all the 19 confirmd guests on Facebook. I waitd till 11 but nobody showd up. I checkd Facebook again and realizd I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML

#4562871
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10938) - you deserved it (46636)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by revalc (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was planning on asking out a grl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the grl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejectd via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

#4562834
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37682) - you deserved it (2835)

On 08/16/2009 at 12:33am - love - by Tgreject (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with mah dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said ( dad that couch is for lyk a midget. ) I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (62509)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54628) - you deserved it (317031)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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