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Today, I got back from a 3 and a half week trip to South Africa to do volunteer work with children in townships. My parents forgot to pick me up, and I had to sit there by myself and wait for them, while 80 people of the same organization got loving hugs from their proud parents. FML

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On 08/12/2010 at 10:50am - work - by leonieNL (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

#12346285
117 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by riahta (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
308 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
148 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

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258 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

#11907332
110 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML

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72 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 9:41am - health - by E or - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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173 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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304 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
304 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML

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On 02/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by tyler - United States

Today, I sat for 3 hours at my boyfriend's Christmas celebrations. He has 22 cousins. They open presents one at a time. In silence. I got nothing. FML

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60 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - love - by Earths_Venus (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)



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