About Chlo922 : I'm 'Chlo. I live in England, play guitar, love music, photography and going out :) And yeah, a lot of stuff happens in my life which I really wish didn't haha.
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Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
by FUUUUCK / 02/11/2014 at 3:00pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2014 at 2:10pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML
by elizabethkalyn / 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising my middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished my cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting my death. FML
by Ashlynnlove / 02/10/2014 at 9:12am / United States / Animals
Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
by jigglepuff / 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by took it / 02/09/2014 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
by LadyDeadpool88 / 02/04/2014 at 9:50am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by well i'm fucked / 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
by Anonymous / 02/03/2014 at 4:29pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
by jai90 / 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm / Netherlands (Utrecht) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML
by prochainefois / 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm / Intimacy
Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cock blocked me. FML
by CatBlock / 01/31/2014 at 1:16am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 4:04pm / United Kingdom (Wrexham) / Intimacy
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I decided to sink low enough to sign up for one of those 'get paid for taking a survey site'… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my… Today, three of us were working, one guy wanted to stay for a longer shift and the other wanted to…