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  • Town/Country : Munich, Germany
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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