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  • Number of visits : 2473
  • Number of comments : 223
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ChickInGreenVans : These dudes don't even know the name of my band.. But they all over me like they wanna hold hands.. Cause once i blow they know that I'll be That Chick all because I'm the lead bassist of my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my band.. my baaaaand!!

LoCo AF 0_o!! You've probably guessed that by now.. And you've probably guessed that Im in a band!!

I'm an aspiring filmmaker!! Sound and Location is my forte' to say the least as well as Post Production.. Let me just say this to all the hard of hearing kids out there.. For the billionth and last time.. I am NOT a D.J!!

As not seen on T.V..

Lover of Piercings and Tatts and of course Rock** And a whole lotta *Randomness mixed with *Awsome-ness

Whatever you do.. Do NOT google.. BlueWaffle.. Dont say i didnt warn you!!

Excuse me while I go in my own little bubble.. Which i like to call LaLa land:-) kbye:D

*Grabs bass guitar and drops mic*

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TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah daughtar triad to snaak out of tha housa. Whan I caught har, sha fraakad out an punchad ma in tha faca. Sha than ( snappad out of it ) an claimad sha was slaapwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Taday I was having sex with mah wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up an started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

#19784539
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29667) - you deserved it (6879)

On 06/13/2012 at 10:21pm - intimacy - by biggieT - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I walkd in on my wife masturbating . Naturally, I askd er if se needd some elp . Se replid, "Na, I've got tis." mega FML

#19783126
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (15842)

On 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I woke up to the sight of boyfriend playing a game on iPhone with his penis. FML

#19781755
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30818) - you deserved it (4641)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several yeres. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, ( Doesn't look lyk you've lerened much. ) FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (2803)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24752) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I Woke Up To A Weird Feeling On Mah Face. Thinking It Was A Bug, I Slapped At It. It Was Mah Freshly-inserted Nose Ring. FML

#19771673
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8328) - you deserved it (29946)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:44pm - health - by Ciara (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails putted on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8207) - you deserved it (40514)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today I was telling mah best friend that I was feeling unattractive an that I never get askd out. As she was trying to make me feel better we were interruptd by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

#19769675
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (3180)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:01am - love - by ugly (woman) - Australia

Today, I put te little boy I nanny fir in time-out. In retaliation e blasted an air orn in ma face. I can only ear out of one ear now. FML

#19769607
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21796) - you deserved it (2760)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , I WENT TO THE CRCUS WITH MAH FAMILY. WHEN WE WERE LOOKING AT THE ANIMALS DURING THE BREAK , AN ELEPHANT TOOK MAH PURSE WITH HIS TRUNK AN ATE IT. IT CRUSHED MAH CELLPHONE , CAMERA , KEYS AN WALLET. AFTER THAT , THE CRCUS DRECTOR YELLED AT ME FOR FEEDING POISONOUS STUFF TO HIS ELEPHANT. FML

#19769177
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (4720)

On 06/11/2012 at 3:14am - animals - by ILoveAnimals (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was using a public toilethen someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML

Today, grlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute an romantic an responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, ( If your a brd, I'm a brd, ) she broke up with me because I was ( phony an unoriginal. ) FML

#19768681
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26722) - you deserved it (9383)

On 06/11/2012 at 1:25am - love - by thanksnicksparks (man) - United States



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