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ChibiGirl5

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2987
  • Number of comments : 238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ChibiGirl5 : I go on FML whenever I'm bored message me :D

ChibiGirl5's page activity

Visits<b>jdahle</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 12:35am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 5:59pm<b>Cbnotme</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:47pm<b>lungjiao</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 4:26pm<b>ajk168</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 5:53am<b>katie1243</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 11:06am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:00pm<b>HoboRain</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 8:51am<b>notachinesewoman</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 7:25pm<b>bleu85</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 4:20am<b>LoveDemon</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 5:30pm<b>alexishbu</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 8:46pm<b>tj4234</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 5:20am<b>suprisebitch</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 8:22pm<b>Exorcio</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 12:42am<b>alexjoseph5575</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 3:25pm<b>nousername111</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 1:58am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 10:33am

Fucked!<b>jdahle</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 6:35am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 6:01pm<b>bleu85</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:20am<b>AZ_Hockey_Dude</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:04am<b>Panu</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 1:16am<b>LieBull2732</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:01pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 2:10am

ChibiGirl5's FML badges

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ChibiGirl5's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

by glitterzebra / 10/09/2011 at 4:30am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML

by ohgawd / 10/08/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

by lexyloo / 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 4:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 2:05am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

by Awesome / 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm / Russian Federation / Kids

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

by Username / 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

by weddingblues / 05/30/2011 at 12:19am / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

by Anonymous / 05/21/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Transportation