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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4378
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About ChibiChibi : I’m an over caffeinated, hyperactive, sarcastic, slightly insane, b*tch with self-esteem issues and too much time on her hands but I’m also very loyal to those I like so things even out.. ..

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Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turned on by the smell of bananas. Guess whose new co-worker peels a nice, fragrant banana five times a day. FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML


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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML


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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML


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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML


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On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML


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On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML


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On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML


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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML


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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to see a movie I'd been waiting months for. A couple of women sat down a few rows in front of me with five infants. The infants cried and wailed throughout. I'm not sure I have any idea what was actually said in any of the dialogue. FML

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