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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1855
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Chiara92 : Italian, clumsy, outgoing, psychology student. Feel free to message me!

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Fucked!<b>Mikeyburn85</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 2:39am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:29pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:04am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 11:52pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:55am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Clapdaddy</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 3:56pm<b>tanner_crozier</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:45pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:28pm<b>python199</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 1:19pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:48pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:15pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:08am<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:39pm<b>ihartmytdi</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:34am<b>morondon000</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:39am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:02am<b>standuqu</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:07pm

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Chiara92's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

#20169028
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24155) - you deserved it (2570)

On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had sex with this guy I had been crushing on for five years. It took longer to put my clothes back on than he lasted. FML

#20138883
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33295) - you deserved it (6255)

On 10/29/2012 at 4:49pm - intimacy - by le_evan - United States (California)

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML

#20131695
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26920) - you deserved it (3383)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

#20091945
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (2519)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20559) - you deserved it (49089)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (3343)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15222) - you deserved it (53958) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33110) - you deserved it (9253)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (44692)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10033) - you deserved it (99956) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59836) - you deserved it (7049)

On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

#14593479
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (20408)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

#13766539
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7526) - you deserved it (41196)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by pottyhostage (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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