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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3749
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Chiara92 : Italian, clumsy, outgoing, psychology student. Feel free to message me!

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Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 4:13pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 3:42pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 9:24am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 11:16pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 6:49pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:58pm<b>em_iweird</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 12:26am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 8:31pm<b>Whiplash169</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:36am<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:54pm<b>infernno</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 11:29pm<b>YDISM</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:46pm<b>Anthonymm2</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:59pm<b>thomas5915</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 7:47pm<b>niallo</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:15am<b>indelicato12</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:37am<b>Core5555</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 12:13am<b>Tenker</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 12:02am

Fucked!<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 4:26am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 5:25am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:31am<b>infernno</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 5:29am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:50am<b>ssnow</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 10:29pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 5:35pm<b>Ben_Dover831</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 12:09am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:18pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 6:14pm<b>DeliMeat08</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:58pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:34pm<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 6:30am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:15pm<b>meowpurrrcooo</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:17am<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 6:28am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:10pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:00pm

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Chiara92's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids

Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

by hoolagirl4422 / 09/20/2013 at 7:23am / Hong Kong / Love

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

by Jamie / 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

by vet1 / 07/11/2013 at 11:18am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML

by aimee_alexis / 06/20/2013 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

by Hannah / 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:55pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

by paulinapo / 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML

by pianoplayer / 05/21/2013 at 9:57pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

by ktorih137 / 05/14/2013 at 7:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Transportation

Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

by brokedad / 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm / United States / Kids

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health