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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1497
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Chiara92 : Italian, clumsy, outgoing, psychology student. Feel free to message me!

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Today, I got in line fir mah flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!"hile waving, in front of at least a hundred peopleho will very likely be sharing the looool transatlantic flight with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... while trying to take a crap... I shut the bathroom door. A minute later... my 3 year old daughter knocked an said "Mommy... do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today.. . my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me . I'm a massage/physical therapist an treat clients.. . mostly athletes.. . in my home . My neighbours saw the steady stream of young.. . buff guys coming to my house an concluded that I'm a gay prostitute . fat FML


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On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning!! He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing!! FML


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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm precisely one mont away from graduating wit a degree in translation 4 te sole purpose of becoming a state-autorised translator. Today, I also discovered tat ma government as just decided to abandon te concept of autorisation 4 translators. FML


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On 09/13/2014 at 7:03am - work - by stupidgov (woman) - Italy

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML


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On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML


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On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, ( May the force be with you ). FML


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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML


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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today... I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures... and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Bieng a caricature... I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to mah mum later... she looool shuddered and said... "Yeah... looks just like you." FML


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On 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by ;_; (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile resereching tea etiquette 4 Sunday's tea, I read, "to putted milk in yur tea before sugar is to cross the path of love, perhaps never to marry." I suddenly panicked that this very lack of knowledge ishy I haven't met a manho wants to marry me, and that I never will. I'm only 23. FML


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On 10/31/2013 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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